Showing posts with label campaign. Show all posts
Showing posts with label campaign. Show all posts

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Every Day Of My Fucking Life Is Like This

For anyone with any kind of morbid curiosity about what it's like to live in a Red State™, wonder no more. These are the people I deal with all of the fucking time:




I suppose that I'm on a terrorist watch list after linking to an Al Jazeera video. Why do I have to hate America so much?

Saturday, October 4, 2008

God Love Fox News

See, if Fox News didn't exist, I feel like I'd have to make it up just to amuse myself.  I've just spent a month listening to every wingnut I come across ranting about the mainstream media and how they keep sandbagging Sarah Palin.  How dare those biased, liberal bastards ask loaded trick questions like "What newspapers do you read?" or "Do you endorse cross-border raids from Afghanistan into Pakistan?"  Damn eastern liberal media won't give a Republican candidate a fair shake.  Fortunately, Fox news is around to give us a fair and balanced account of the race for the presidency:



Well, there you have it. This election may be closer than I thought.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Extreme Campaign Pandering



A bit of campaign material that you might not have seen yet:


via Monoscope

Comment:  Makes me hate Obama.  Makes me want to kick him.  A lot.

via Ironic Sans

Comment:  I like Luke's chances, though lingering concerns about his ties to an ancient religion followed by his absentee father could derail his campaign.  Also has a  problem with honesty.  Despite sometimes representing himself as such, he's no Jedi.